Humphrey the Bag

Episode Six - Cannibal Tabernacle

Howard — Sun, 16 Jul 2006 09:30:00 -0400

In this week’s episode we take a trip to the Caninibal Tabernacle and meet Reverend Crowley for a harvest festival with a difference, report on the story of a dog mothering a duck without the use of the word “and”, explore family trauma in a PE lesson and catch this weeks clueless E-Magazine Reboot.

It’s the best Humph episode yet and then some!

File Download (14:29 min / 11.6 MB)

Miami Lice Theme Tune

Howard — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:58:00 -0400

Holy Jan Hammer, Hugh! It’s the Miami Lice theme tune, complete for your listening pleasure.

You’re right, Sweet. That’s more bad spoof 80s music than I can handle!

Yeah, but would we have it any other way? Hee hee!

File Download (1:03 min / 1 MB)

Episode Five - Scribe

Howard — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 15:30:00 -0400

It’s a easy-listening freak-fest this week, in what must be the strangest episode so far. Someone must have doped Humphrey’s onions.

Was it Susan the Scribe – a man called Ian, who writes his whiskey-fuelled novels in crayon on A2 paper? Or did someone give Humph a poisoned ice-lolly from the development labs of Rowntrees? Or maybe it was just those bloody muppets in the fridge…

All this… and less, will make sense to you once you listen to this week’s incapacitating episode of the Humphrey the Bag show!

File Download (13:43 min / 11 MB)

Episode Four - The Convocation

Howard — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:51:00 -0400

Humph darts back in time this week as we track down the real Jack The Ripper, join Penelope Keith in encouraging schoolkids to smoke, listen as the Royal Shakespeare Company is infiltrated from a Galaxy Far, Far Away, and lastly and leastly hear a touching Cornish love story about one man and his vacuum cleaner.

Press play now. It’s funnier than bogies.

File Download (12:55 min / 10.3 MB)

Episode Three - Miami Lice

Howard — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 16:12:00 -0400

Humph takes a trip to Florida this week as we hook up the with the Miami Lice Squad and fight invertebrate crime, learn to speak estate agent lingo the rude way, investigate owl abuse in village cricket and meet the world’s least intrepid war reporter.

It’s the next best thing to popping bubble wrap.

File Download (13:14 min / 10.6 MB)

Humphrey the Bag Theme Tune

Howard — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 16:14:00 -0400

Here’s a quicky extra for ya!

It’s the Humphrey the Bag theme tune in MP3 format, sung by the superbly talented Blair Booth (of 90s pop band Oui 3)

The tune may seem strangely familiar to any connoiseurs of bad daytime telly.

File Download (0:28 min / 0.4 MB)

Episode Two - Big Jess

Howard — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 06:57:00 -0400

In this week’s episode we set the sniffer dogs onto Cindi Lauper, build a giant Wicker Man for charity and armwrestle with Big Jess, the most fearsome gypsy ape-woman this side of Athens. Press play, sit back and watch your ears melt in the mirror.

File Download (12:11 min / 9.8 MB)

Make MySpace friends with Humph!

Howard — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 14:56:00 -0400

Humph has found his way onto Myspace.

If you’d like to be one of his acolytes, then send him a friend request. But be warned… he bites!

His profile is at http://www.myspace.com/thehumphreythebagshow

Cast Photo

Howard — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:37:00 -0400

Here’s a small photo of us at our last recording session. From left to right: Andy, Will (top), Howard (below), Craig.

The props are to emphasise how zany we are.

Episode One - Old Age Pimp

Howard — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:03:00 -0400

Humphrey takes over the airwaves from Henry Kelly and launches his first show….

In this episode you’ll meet George the OAP (old age pimp), Mr Carrots, undercover guinea pig to the Prime Minister, learn about some of Thomas Edison’s less well-known inventions, smell the sweet fragrance of Bitch For Men, and still get home in time for some hay crumble!

File Download (13:41 min / 11 MB)

Site Launch!

Howard — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 14:40:00 -0400

After many months of writing, recording, editing, designing, and equal amounts of procrastinating, getting drunk and cursing, the show and website are going live today!

The first episode will be posted today, and following episodes around once a week.

So turn up the volume, lock yourself in a humour-proof cage and unleash Humphrey upon your eardrums… You’ll be glad you did!